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Madonna’s daughter is pretty

Lourdes

Madonna’s 11-year-old daughter was at the premiere of Fred Claus last night and that’s pretty much the only nice thing I can say about her right now. She looks like a Photoshop from Conan O’Brien’s “If They Mated” skit. I’m pretty sure if you cut her hair short and wax her unibrow, she’d be the most popular kid in school because she’d be the only 11-year-old able to buy alcohol without an id. You sure she’s not a dude or possibly a caveman? Maybe by “born 11 years ago” they meant “thawed out 11 years ago.”

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david10006
david10006
12 years ago

o..mi..gawd!!

Herman B
12 years ago

she look’s just like her mom. i just hope she can grow into them weasel teeth of hers.

wow. her and kristina could be sisters. lol.

skull
skull
12 years ago

got hair?

donniep
donniep
12 years ago

Looks like she is growing a pretty nice moustache.

glennjoy
glennjoy
11 years ago

yuck!! .. her daughter is not pretty ! paris is more pretty that this !!

Suva
Suva
11 years ago
Reply to  glennjoy

She is pretty. She is a very pretty girl, but she isn’t removing the unibrow or stache so its not showing to well cause we arent used to seeing people who aren’t plucked and waxed to high hell.

anonymous
anonymous
11 years ago

She looks pretty, what are you mob talking about! When she’s the right age if she wants to she can then wax but for GAWDS sake ppl leave her alone!

Shh
Shh
11 years ago

I would like for someone to actually try and give me a rational, universal definition of ‘ugly’… yes, it IS impossible. I actually can’t believe this – how judgmental and prejudice you people are. If people have to wax their face off in order to be conceivable as “beautiful” (what ever that means), then that just proves what a shallow, superficial, artificial world we live in, not to mention how shallow you people are. Apparently you don’t deserve to be in Hollywood unless you fir the unrealistic and irrational standards Hollywood thrusts into the media. It’s disgusting the effect it… Read more »

Dr. Larry weiss
Dr. Larry weiss
9 years ago

Wow, wtf is that”?

Faithmarie
Faithmarie
9 years ago

She does have a mustache and she Is ugly

Iobando70
Iobando70
9 years ago

She is only 11. She has beautiful brown eyes.

Malwina07wolves
Malwina07wolves
9 years ago

shes got a mosstashe

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