Paris Hilton did her own makeup

Paris Hilton showed up at JJ Mahoney’s in Seoul with lipstick smeared over her teeth. This bimbo can’t do anything right. Look at her. So blissfully ignorant. She’s like a little porcelain doll created to teach little girls that objectifying women is a good thing and as long as you’re pretty — I guess this is debatable — you really don’t need to be even close to intelligent nor possess any marketable skills. If you can open and close those legs, you’ll do just fine.

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16 years ago

She’s doing her happy dance….. She just got done tanning her chitlins!
Legs spread wide, chitlins pressed right up to the tanning lamp.. That smell of sour cooking crotch chitlins in the air mixed with tanning oil…
mmmm yummy!