Jenna Jameson blows kisses

Jenna Jameson

Quick! Duck! STDs supposedly are not airborne viruses, but science has not officially studied this girl yet. However, my sources say her STDs are stored in underground, airtight containers. One flick of the finger by Bush and little crabs will descend on the Taliban like Airborne Rangers.

Now, those are just MY sources, so I can’t say for sure that Jenna has STDs. However, her vagina’s been stretched more than Silly Putty. When she showed up at the red carpet for the opening of Cathouse in Las Vegas, guests behind her asked where the cheese tray was. That’s all the evidence you need.

Guest contributor: Captain Swarthy

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  • Bob Frapples

    “last week when Playboy did a good thing”
    WTF? Playboy is about showing naked women for men. NOBODY wants to see naked dudes who think they’re girls! Liberals LOVE science when it comes to shitting on religion but not when it comes to gender.

  • Jac Jac

    Ines Rau has the right to identify as a woman. But all the plastic surgery in the world can not make her one. Playboy’s desperate bid for attention may bite them in the ass.

    And you don’t have to be a Liberal to shit on religion.

  • “This guy identifies as a girl. And that’s cool.”

    Meanwhile back in the real world, it’s a sorry turn of events to see a porn star, no less, stating something blindly obvious to anyone with a modicum of common sense, and yet still get shouted down for daring to engage in wrongthink. Goodness, and then she has the temerity to not respond to criticism with a cringing apology for the crime of saying what most other people are probably thinking.

  • John Monitor

    I agree with Jenna … I want to see naked women, not men who have been skin grafted to look like women. Its like the difference between fake boobs and natural ones – men don’t care, as long as they’re boobs that came from women (not ones grown in a lab.)

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