Monday’s custody hearing is Britney’s last chance to get her visitation rights back. She must show up in court and be cooperative or else she’ll never be able to see those two Christmas hams again. In addition, LAPD, firefighters and paramedics who were there for Britney’s breakdown on Thursday will be in court to give eyewitness accounts. In other words, she’s screwed. Also in attendance will be the L.A County Sheriff’s department in case Britney goes psycho again.
…they’re ready for anything. If Brit Brit loses it in court, they’ll be there to “handle” the situation. Wear your heavy boots!
For a while now, I’ve been trying to find this funny video of a hysterical mother squealing as she’s tackled and pepper sprayed in court while her flailing limbs are held down by bailiffs making her look like a pig about to be hog tied. After Monday, I can probably stop looking.
– Britney’s Last Chance [TMZ]
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