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Paris Hilton doll

Ever wondered what the best way to turn innocent little girls into raging sluts with twenty Valtrex prescriptions before their sweet sixteen? Wonder no more as this blue-eyed brunette styled by Paris Hilton is your ticket to a lifetime of sitting by the phone wondering when the police are going to call to tell you that your precious party girl was found dumped naked in a ravine. Included with this doll is a purse, a twelve pack of condoms, dental dams, a mini-night vision video camera, designer shoes, blond hair dye and a wonky eye makeup kit. Time magazine calls it, “A perfect gift for young, aspiring whores.”

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I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they… Read more »
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