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Heidi Montag will have a video game

Heidi Montag

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are expanding their empire. Having already made a YouTube hit out of their first music video, these two captains of industry will be collaborating with EA on a video game starring both of them.

Good news to those who love-to-hate The Hills pair: “You can definitely play as us or you can play against us,” Pratt said. “You can even torture me.”

He said “there’s going to be two versions: the adult version and the one for minors,” adding, “just be ready, that’s all I have to say.”

A 2009 Christmas release has been planned and it is assumed by then, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag will be more irrelevant than they are now. A year from now, even the desire to punch Spencer in the balls will be lessened by the fact that doing so would be similar to beating up a limbless 10-year-old. Despite a fleeting sense of superiority and gratification, it would ultimately leave one feeling empty and unfulfilled.

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Asian Sensation
Asian Sensation
12 years ago

First!
Heidi Klum? You mean Montag right?

Nicolina
Nicolina
12 years ago

Fucking gross, check the capsular contracture on dem big plastic titties.

dickchopper
dickchopper
12 years ago

Her boob job is so lousy and they look so fake. She should cut them off or Spencer should suck the salt water out of them.

Raina.
Raina.
12 years ago

Bitch is trying too hard.

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