Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are expanding their empire. Having already made a YouTube hit out of their first music video, these two captains of industry will be collaborating with EA on a video game starring both of them.
Good news to those who love-to-hate The Hills pair: “You can definitely play as us or you can play against us,” Pratt said. “You can even torture me.”
He said “there’s going to be two versions: the adult version and the one for minors,” adding, “just be ready, that’s all I have to say.”
A 2009 Christmas release has been planned and it is assumed by then, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag will be more irrelevant than they are now. A year from now, even the desire to punch Spencer in the balls will be lessened by the fact that doing so would be similar to beating up a limbless 10-year-old. Despite a fleeting sense of superiority and gratification, it would ultimately leave one feeling empty and unfulfilled.
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