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Paris Hilton does 944

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton did a spread in 944 magazine and she looked awkward and unsexy. I’m not sure why they made her so tan when every time I’ve seen her she’s white or orange. I think someone went crazy with the burn tool in Photoshop. This would have looked a lot better if they cut and pasted Angelina Jolie’s head onto Paris’. And then cut and pasted Angelina Jolie’s body over Paris’. Basically, just swap Paris with Angelina Jolie. I don’t know why they didn’t do that. I guess some people aren’t as creative as me.

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Matt
12 years ago

Paris is a hoe bag. It won’t be long until she is in a full-blown porno.

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