Paris Hilton’s 18-year-old brother, Barron, was busted for DUI this morning. He blew a 0.14 which is 0.06 over the adult legal limit and 0.14 over the underage legal limit. Barron was also charged with possessing a fake driver’s license. It probably said he was over 21.
The Hiltons are morons so this is par for the course. Although, surprisingly, I don’t have a problem with them driving drunk. As long as there’s nobody else within a 50 mile radius and their driving drunk into a cement wall.
Barron hit a guy: Fernando (he did not want to give his last name), who works at the 76 station on Pacific Coast Highway and Corral Canyon, tells TMZ he was working as the cashier, taking inventory of the pumps when he saw Barron’s car driving the wrong way on PCH. Fernando and Paul, a mechanic at the station, say they saw a grey Nissan pickup with two guys inside following Barron’s Mercedes. Fernando and Paul say Barron pulled into their station and began driving wildly in circles.
Fernando says he was standing at one of the pumps when Barron’s car struck his leg. Fernando says the impact threw him over the pump and caused bruises.
Fernando adds when Barron came to a stop, the two guys in a Nissan jumped out and grabbed the keys in Barron’s car, so he couldn’t continue driving. Fernando says the two guys told him that Barron hit their car earlier, and Fernando saw a dent on the left side of the Nissan.
Paris wouldn’t bail Barron out: We’re told Paris rejected her brother’s request, telling her 18-year-old brother, “You’re going to learn your lesson.” TMZ also knows Paris was “very upset and very disappointed in him.” For the record, Paris was 25 when she was busted for DUI.
There’s only one way you can teach this kid a lesson. Take $20,000 away from his trust fund. That’s right. He’ll only have $500,000 left after that. Cruel and unusual punishment indeed.
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