Jenny McCarthy has cured autism

Well, not really cure. Jenny says she’s done what no scientist has been able to do for years and found a way to ease the symptoms of autism. The thing is, the medical community just won’t listen.

McCarthy, whose five-year-old son Evan suffers from the disorder, travels around America giving talks about the alleged benefits of natural medicines.

But the blonde, who is dating Jim Carrey, wishes doctors would acknowledge how diets and vitamins can be used to treat autism.

She says, “I’ve been speaking to moms across the country who are all shouting out the same thing: ‘This (diet and supplement intake) is working.'”

This is like the time I told doctors I found a cure for erectile dysfunction. I told them that all they needed to do was to look at a really hot, naked girl and bam! Instant boner. They told me I didn’t know what erectile dysfunction really was. I told them to look at my bulging pants and think again, but don’t linger because that would be sort of gay and I’m not into dudes.

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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
15 years ago

If she was my Mom, I would convince her that a half hour of gnawing on her cans every day was curing me of “something”!

capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
15 years ago

That could have been the initial cause, poor kid got hold of this tit… and he was like WHOA!!!! Put him in shock..