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Paris Hilton wanted to buy a cheetah

Paris Hilton

During her visit to South Africa to support Benji Madden’s band, Paris Hilton wanted to buy a cheetah. Not a stuffed animal cheetah mind you, but a real, flesh tearing one.

“Every time Paris saw something she liked, like a woman’s dress, she would ask how much it was. That included a cheetah she saw at an animal park. She asked how much it was and said, ‘If I bought a cheetah, would it run away from me or could I keep it?'”

Let this dumbass have it. With any luck, as Paris scuffles her size 11 feet across the floor in her half-assed attempt at walking like a normal person, the cheetah will think she’s an injured antelope and pounce.

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Daisy
12 years ago

This idiot never seizes to amaze me! She’ll probably try to take it back after she realises the cheetah doesn’t fit in her purse.

coffeegod
coffeegod
12 years ago

If we are very, very lucky and very, very noisy, maybe we can scare the poor beast into munching down on that waste of skin. Paris might make a decent meal for a middle-sized cheetah.

LMFAO
LMFAO
12 years ago

“Let this dumbass have it. With any luck, as Paris scuffles her size 11 feet across the floor in her half-assed attempt at walking like a normal person, the cheetah will think she’s an injured antelope and pounce.”

-BrillianT!! LOL!!

Sameyeam
Sameyeam
12 years ago

Daisy, its “ceases” not “seizes”. LOL, and to think, the purpose of your statement was to point out someone elses stupidity.

Maybe you and Paris could hang out and she could buy you guys matching clues.

Yours truly,

SamIam.

mooj
mooj
12 years ago

for what? to fuck?

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