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Brad and Angelina have an alright house

So what?

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have bought a sprawling 1,000 acre estate in the south of France for only $60 million. It even has a moat to keep any warring kingdom from invading. E! writes:

The pre-Roman estate also boasts a swimming pool, billiards room, indoor pool, his-and-hers gyms, sauna and jacuzzi and a huge banquet hall.

Magnificent cascading stone-walled terraces have been replanted with 13 different varieties of olives, and water is everywhere on the sprawling estate–20 fountains, aqueducts and a stream that runs through hidden tunnels, passes through the moat and fills the lake.

Except for the ponies and goats grazing in the nearby fields, “the house is surrounded by a forest so they’ll have total privacy, which is exactly what they’re after,” the source tells E! “No one will ever be able to get pictures of them relaxing at home, it’s just impossible.”

Oh yea? Well I can run from one side of my house to the other in 30 seconds flat and I don’t have to ride a fancy diamond encrusted Segway to do it. Whee, look at me. I’ve done it twice already. My life is just as magnificent as theirs. HQ version here.

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I’m sure Brad will be along shortly to tell all of the little people how green he is and how green we all need to be. Living on an estate like this? Shut the fuck up, Brad.

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It’s not that private, I mean you guy’s got a good clear photo of it. So I’m sure somebodies would get in and have a look etc.

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It’s alright..

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