Disney imprisons Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus

Days after Miley Cyrus’ brazen disregard for the sanctity of Disney’s image, the Mickey Mouse execs pulled her from an appearance she was to make on the red carpet in Orlando on Friday for the Disney Channel Games. Disney didn’t give a reason for the change in plans, but it’s obvious they think they need to do damage control.

I for one agree with Disney and applaud them. We should have stricter obscenity laws. A 15-year-old showing her bare back is too much. Has she no shame? Like, one time I was walking through the park and I saw a woman wearing a skirt that barely reached her knees. I thought to myself, “that hussy should be caned for this type of behavior.” Indignant, I hopped into my Model T Ford and drove off, making it just in time to a most delightful box social.

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