Jenna Jameson, drugs? Say it ain’t so

Jenna Jameson

The Sun alleges Jenna Jameson was kicked out of Chinawhite for attempting to do drugs in the bathroom. Jenna was celebrating with Chelsea stars for their win over Liverpool when she asked one of her friends to go to the bathroom to “touch up her make-up.” Having no idea what any of that means, here’s a quote from a member of Jenna’s entourage:

“She just asked if one of her friends could go in with her in the toilets to touch up her make-up before facing the paparazzi. But the toilet attendant said no, and kicked off. The bouncers called us American pigs, which brought Jenna to tears.”

The toilet attendant was right. She is pretty disgusting. In her heyday, she’s had gallons of sperm poured down her throat. This has transformed her into a gross, zombie-looking monster. Now she spends her time living in the past by doing sexy dances in front of soccer players and then going into the bathroom to snort lines off the rim of a toilet. I find it amazing I didn’t get a raging hard-on after reading this.

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Bob Frapples

“last week when Playboy did a good thing”
WTF? Playboy is about showing naked women for men. NOBODY wants to see naked dudes who think they’re girls! Liberals LOVE science when it comes to shitting on religion but not when it comes to gender.

Jac Jac

Ines Rau has the right to identify as a woman. But all the plastic surgery in the world can not make her one. Playboy’s desperate bid for attention may bite them in the ass.

And you don’t have to be a Liberal to shit on religion.

Perry de Havilland

“This guy identifies as a girl. And that’s cool.”

Meanwhile back in the real world, it’s a sorry turn of events to see a porn star, no less, stating something blindly obvious to anyone with a modicum of common sense, and yet still get shouted down for daring to engage in wrongthink. Goodness, and then she has the temerity to not respond to criticism with a cringing apology for the crime of saying what most other people are probably thinking.

John Monitor

I agree with Jenna … I want to see naked women, not men who have been skin grafted to look like women. Its like the difference between fake boobs and natural ones – men don’t care, as long as they’re boobs that came from women (not ones grown in a lab.)

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