Despite reports to the contrary, Kirsten Dunst says she checked into Cirque Lodge not for drug and alcohol abuse, but for depression. She tells UsWeekly.
“I was struggling, and I had the opportunity to go somewhere and take care of myself,” she continues. “I was fortunate to have the resources to do it. My friends and family thought it was a good idea, too. But I didn’t know where to go. My doctor recommended Cirque Lodge.”
“We’re all in the same boat together,” Dunst says. “Depression is pretty serious and should not be gossiped about.”
I’d be depressed too if I was as ugly as Kirsten Dunst. I get sad when I look in the mirror and notice I only have a six pack instead of an eight pack. I can only imagine how depressing it must be for Kirsten when she looks in the mirror and sees a monster only thought to exist in Greek mythology staring back at her. If I was Kirsten, I’d avoid reflective surfaces entirely or if that’s not an option, tape a cardboard cutout of Angelina Jolie to them so I’d look pretty all the time.