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Lily Allen is flashy
Lily Allen got drunk, flipped someone off and flashed her vagina. Conversely, I saw Lily Allen’s vagina, flipped off my monitor and got drunk. To forget. It’s funny how my life mirrors Lily Allen’s except in reverse. Although, maybe it’s not that funny because isn’t that how mirrors work? If so, then I guess the actual funny thing is that my vomit is pink. Not funny, “ha ha,” but funny, “I don’t remember eating that.”
ok. i’m gonna make your pussy go pop.
Damn that looks like a nice lil tasty cookie. Trout flavored cookies, mmmm my favorite!
I think it’s nice that she dyes the hair on her pudendum dark, when she is so obviously naturally blonde.
I think it is quaint that she has hair in her pudendum. Like our mothers and older sisters used to in days of yore. Not that i ever saw my sister’s pudendum, you understand.
…or my mothers, except the one time, and I don’t remember that at all!