Lily Allen got drunk, flipped someone off and flashed her vagina. Conversely, I saw Lily Allen’s vagina, flipped off my monitor and got drunk. To forget. It’s funny how my life mirrors Lily Allen’s except in reverse. Although, maybe it’s not that funny because isn’t that how mirrors work? If so, then I guess the actual funny thing is that my vomit is pink. Not funny, “ha ha,” but funny, “I don’t remember eating that.”
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