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Paris wants a white wedding

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton, realizing her best friend Nicole Richie has beat her to the punch many times this past year, told PEOPLE that she wants a piece of that publicity pie to marry Benji Madden.

“He wants to [get hitched],” she told PEOPLE Thursday night at London’s Nobu, where she showed up for a late-night snack with Madden and her parents. “We talk about it.”

“I’d wear a beautiful white dress,” she said dreamily, “probably Dolce & Gabbana.”

I hope everything goes wrong for this whore’s wedding. I would be forever grateful to the gods if Paris spills wine on her dress five minutes before and a bunch of minorities show up unannounced because something tells me she doesn’t have a high regard for them.

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jhovanny
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that easy, she crazy excuse me but i dont speak english. paris no se pero por aqui tiene a los pocos que saben de farandula internacional cansados ella ya no encuentra que decir para sobresalir. thanks

jhovanny
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me too, i want a black wedding jajaja is true….

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capt cornhole

you know what would be really special?

If you got all the guys that jerked off whilst watching her suck cock to gather around her dress and spunk all over it one last time. Just coat that thing. Let the clumpy, slimy, retch-inducing mess dry, slap a designer lable on it and tell the stupid whore that it’s a-one-of-a-kind.
If she asks about the yellowing jizz spots, tell her that it’s an eco-friendly dress that will melt away, or that it’s like those starch packing peanuts. Have a lick!

Bernard Lavilliers
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Completely I support the author :)….

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lreelveoee

Dont like paris~~I dont know why she is so hot at billionairepal.com. Just cuz she is beautiful and rich?

lreelveoee
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lreelveoee

Dont like paris~~I dont know why she is so hot at Billionairepal. com. Just cuz she is beautiful and rich?

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