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Paris was denied

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton was heading to a photo shoot when she decided she’d buy a puppy because it would make the pictures cuter. So she went to the Puppy Store on Melrose in LA and demanded a Yorkie. Of course, the whole of LA knows her history with animals so they said “no.” That’s when Paris stomped around like a spoiled brat.

Hilton waltzed in and tried to buy a Yorkie but was rebuffed by an employee who said it was clearly “an impulse buy.” Hilton, who has a menagerie of neglected animals, went “ballistic,” we’re told. “She started screaming, ‘I love my puppies! I want my baby!'” – but to no avail. The store had no comment.

They should have given it to her, but instead of a real dog, they should have handed her a bunch of firecrackers in the shape of a dog with a little sweater over it. That way when she walked out the door the whole thing would blow up in her hands and she’ll have all this black soot over her face and look bewildered. I mean, that’s what would happen if she was in a cartoon. In real life, she would probably suffer third degree burns and doctors would need to graft skin from her ass to her face to make her look relatively normal. People would then call her ass-face and she couldn’t deny it. So… even better.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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