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Andy Dick arrested for sexual battery

Andy Dick was arrested at around 2 a.m. this morning for sexual battery in the parking lot near Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. The cops responded to a public urination call outside of the eatery. Upon arrival, they found Dick in the passenger seat of a van. He was arrested for groping a 17-year-old’s boobs and pulling her top down. Weed and Xanax were found in his pockets.

This doesn’t surprise me in the least. Andy Dick is an attention starved screw-up. If he was at a funeral, he’d probably molest the guy in the casket and shout, “Look at me, I’m juggling the dead dude’s balls. I’m craaaazy.”

[Image via Splash News]

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Grayheck
Grayheck
16 years ago

The more important question to ask is about this character who bailed Andy out. This same man was in NY bailing out BNL’s Steven Page earlier this week. Could this be some strange publicity stunt?

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