Britney Spears doesn’t want the kids

OK! Magazine has reason to believe that Britney Spears finally ended the custody battle with Kevin Federline. They say she hashed out a deal yesterday and signed on the dotted line giving full custody to Kevin Federline.

Kaplan tells OK!, “At about 8 p.m. PT, a final settlement in the Kevin Federline-Britney Spears custody case was signed. All parties have agreed to the following: Kevin will retain sole legal and physical custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James. Britney will continue to have visitation rights which may increase over time. The agreement will be presented to the court in the morning for approval by the commissioner.”

Neither of these two are capable of raising a child. There’s a high probability their heads will be used as an ashtray in Britney’s house while in Kevin’s house, there’s a good chance Jayden and Sean will be ignored so much that they’ll make up their own language consisting of grunts and yelps. When they get to kindergarten, them talking to the other kids will sound like natives chasing wild boars through the jungle.

Partner highlights
Notify of
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Load more