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Keira Knightley will not digitally enhance her breasts

Keira Knightley

Back in 2004, Keira Knightley had her breasts digitally enhanced for the King Arthur publicity photos. She explained that it was because in the US, you had to have a C-cup or more to be considered a woman. Now, for her new movie The Duchess, Keira has refused a similar enhancement.

A source told the newspaper that movie bosses wanted the slender actress to appear more curvaceous, but “she has insisted that her figure stay in its natural state. She is proud of her body and doesn’t want it altered.”

Oh yea? Keira’s not the only one that can refuse things. I refuse to watch this movie until I see Keira on promotional posters with double D’s jutting out beyond the confines of a 2-D image. I want to be poked in the eye with Keira’s tits when I walk by a poster for The Duchess. Then and only then will I consider watching her movie. That’ll show her. That’ll show her good.

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Sprmcandy
Sprmcandy
12 years ago

Good for her to be prould of her natural self.Anything over a mouthful is a awaste anyway. Small is better.

javelin
12 years ago

I agree with spermcandy. my tits are small like hers and they’re pretty as f**k.

slug
slug
12 years ago

javelin, you can’t just make a statement like that and expect everyone to believe it. I’ll tell you what. Send me a picture at [email protected] and I’ll report back here.

Big, small – they’re all good. Small ones just stay prettier longer. Where was Keira’s pride when no one knew her name? Back then, she said “Make these babies as big as f**k if it’ll make me a star.”

slug
slug
12 years ago

Okay everyone. In reference to my earlier comment about javelin’s tits, I just have one word to say: spectacular.

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