Britney cut two promos with Russell Brand (of Forgetting Sarah Marshall and British comedy things). Much like last year, I won’t be watching this, but the promos are interesting. The juxtaposition of Britney Spears and an elephant was a nice touch. It’s like when girls (Britney Spears) have fat friends (an elephant) to look skinny by comparison. Although, when you think about it, that’s pretty mean. Hey, MTV, shame on you.
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