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Don’t screw with Lily Allen
Lily Allen was leaving Ronnie Scott’s Jazz Club with TV host Miquita Oliver, happily fisting the air when some girl started heckling her. Lily didn’t take too kindly to that and punched the girl three times before her friends forced her back to the car. The woman seemed amused which leads me to believe that not only does Lily Allen punch like a girl, her fists must feel like rainbows and sunshine and yield the same damaging results as being hit by soft, puffy clouds. There’s no doubt that this would feel amazing on my balls.
[Images via Daily Mail and Splash News]
Wait – a picture of Lily Allen WITHOUT her tits popping out? This must have been digitally altered. Either that or there just weren’t enough paperazzi around.
Daft bitch.
@ The RZA
I just didn’t put it up. But, her tits did pop out.
Man, that header picture of Lily is F*ing awesome!
HULK SMASH
Hitting a man is another matter. I am sure if your balls are being hit, they need to be cut and you’ll be in hospital for months.
Take it or not, up yours :-)