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Jenna Jameson is expecting

Tito and Jenna

The NY Post today congratulates Jenna Jameson on her pregnancy with ex-UFC, now Affliction, fighter, Tito Ortiz.

“She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week, including meetings for her own line, but she’s postponed everything,” said our source. “She’s completely thrilled, this is something she’s wanted for a very long time.”

If Jenna doesn’t have a c-section, then expect the baby to get stuck between the layers of dried semen caked to the walls of her vagina. It’ll be the first time the Jaws of Life are ever used during a birth.

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semen cake? ew. ew ew ew.

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semen cake? yum yum yum!

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expecting what?

Ben Dover
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I told her she should have swallowed!

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Was it an immaculate conception?

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