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Jenna Jameson is expecting

Tito and Jenna

The NY Post today congratulates Jenna Jameson on her pregnancy with ex-UFC, now Affliction, fighter, Tito Ortiz.

“She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week, including meetings for her own line, but she’s postponed everything,” said our source. “She’s completely thrilled, this is something she’s wanted for a very long time.”

If Jenna doesn’t have a c-section, then expect the baby to get stuck between the layers of dried semen caked to the walls of her vagina. It’ll be the first time the Jaws of Life are ever used during a birth.

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moo
moo
11 years ago

semen cake? ew. ew ew ew.

laura loon
laura loon
11 years ago

semen cake? yum yum yum!

chewy
chewy
11 years ago

expecting what?

Ben Dover
Ben Dover
11 years ago

I told her she should have swallowed!

Tom Jones
Tom Jones
11 years ago

Was it an immaculate conception?

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