If you’re stuck in the 90’s organizing pogs into neat, orderly piles in your parents’ guest house, then have I got news for you. Jenny McCarthy is in a bikini playing with a stuffed chicken. However, with good news comes bad news. She’s no longer on MTV’s Singled Out, Kurt Cobain is dead and long, greasy hair is no longer attractive. It never was. Sorry to have to be the one to tell you.