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Katy Perry had her breasts molded for a good cause

Katy Perry let some woman fondle her 32D’s all in the name of breast cancer awareness. The mold of Katy’s breasts will be painted by someone sort of famous — I forgot who because my head is still spinning from the fact that there’s only a thin layer of mold between me and Katy’s breasts. That and my computer monitor, the non-hi-def resolution of YouTube and 600 miles, but whatever. I’m sooo close — and put up for auction. Anticipating that this will be on eBay, I have created the username “ShowMEYourTItsKatyPerry” and am ready to bid ten dollars. I have a good feeling I’m going to win this.

Yes, I know this is a week old, but… tits!

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