Madonna started her tour

Madonna officially kicked off her Sticky & Sweet tour in Cardiff last night. She did a bunch of stuff, all of which were gross. She looks like a character from one of Tim Burton’s movies. I take it back. Even Tim Burton would be a little freaked out while watching this. At some point during the concert, I’m positive people wondered how Madonna hid her penis so well.

And is she blowing a kiss in the header photo? They should have videotaped the crowd when she did that. It would be funny to see thousands of fans bat the air with their hands trying to knock the kiss down before it reached their faces.