Mini-me sues over midget abuse

Verne Troyer, better known as Mini-me, filed suit against former girlfriend, sex tape enthusiast and current house guest, Ranae Shrider, alleging Ranae beat him and caused him emotional distress. A lawyer who “allegedly tried to broker a deal for the sale of the sex tape” is also being sued, but back to the abuse thing.

In the lawsuit, Troyer basically says the chick terrorized him, once picked the lock to his bedroom door, pushing away a 100 pound scooter that was used to block the door, and then throwing him to the floor.”

I want to be serious for a second and talk to all of you about midget abuse. When you pick a little person up and throw him around the room like a shot put, it endangers their life. Pretending they’re a football and punting them through a goal post made up of two couches you put together can cause them irreparable harm. Tying bacon to their backs and putting them in the neighbor’s yard which is currently inhabited by a pit bull or any similarly large dog, well, that’s sort of funny. Especially if you make them wear a silly party hat. Hehe, look at him go.

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