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Billy Ray gave Miley Cyrus “the talk”

Soon to be 16 Miley Cyrus, currently in a relationship with a 20-year-old model, was given the birds and the bees speech by her dad. A friend of Billy Ray’s said Miley is bound to be experimenting on account of her raging hormones.

“Miley’s career is just rolling along now and getting bigger and bigger. Everyone loves her and she has a shot to have a career like JULIA ROBERTS or JENNIFER ANISTON or someone like that.”

So Miley has the chance to become a boring, ugly, untalented actress destined to be in failed relationships and suffer the humiliation of being dumped by her husband for arguably one of the hottest female actresses on the planet? I mean, she could star in a Leprechaun remake. At least she’d have that. Billy continued:

“I told her in no uncertain terms that her career would be over if something stupid were to happen and she would no longer be a role model for young girls, something she takes very seriously.”

I’m sure Billy Ray mentioned Jamie Lynn Spears during that conversation because the near real threat of living on a farm dining on possum as your Bud Light chugging boyfriend putters through the woods on his ATV shooting at squirrels with his bros would set any girl straight.

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Herman Bumfudle
15 years ago

yeh. you have to know how to mix it up. keep it real for your fans that sometimes need a little more confidence and wisdom than they can find at home. make sure that the people you help are the kind of people that are going to pass that lesson along in life. and when it comes to business, keep it business for your business.

Hugh Rection
Hugh Rection
15 years ago

THIS WHORE IS A ROLE MODEL FOR OUR YOUTH? GOD HELP US ALL.

dumbfuck
dumbfuck
15 years ago

sdfafs

Miley Swallows
15 years ago

She’s already into DP gangbanging and lesbostrapon