Madonna is a rebel

Madonna showed up at the premiere of Filth and Wisdom, her directorial debut, yesterday wearing these things. She must have been giddy with excitement before going out. Madonna probably stood in front of the mirror and went, “Hehehe. People are going to go insane when they see me. They’ll be like, ‘Ohhhh, daaaaamn! Her heels are pistols. Pistols!,’ and I’ll just flip my hair and walk away nonchalantly. It’ll be so cool.”