Have you been watching the MTV show Paris Hilton’s My New BFF? You have? Okay, go kill yourself. But not before you watch this. I wouldn’t want you to die without good reason.
In this uncensored clip, attention whore Onch and attention whore Zui re-enacted 2 Girls, 1 Cup in a jacuzzi on the show. It was unnecessary and disturbing. Onch, he/she/it is gay right? Because it looks like he’s getting hard/wet feeling Zui up. I don’t know. If you want to feel dirty, the kind of dirty you can only wash off with steel wool, and shameful, watch and decide for yourself.
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