It’s all because of Paris

Paris Hilton

Whoever becomes our nation’s next president, Obama or McCain, will owe Paris Hilton their undying gratitude. For it is this soulless vessel who encouraged our young, apathetic generation to meander into voting booths today. Talking to E! News, Paris claims her “Paris for President” videos was instrumental in this year’s record voter turnout.

“It’s exciting to be involved in the biggest election in history,” she said. “It encourages a lot of young voters to speak their voice and to vote.”

“I was talking about issues and actually making sense but still playing with my image at the same time,” she explained. “Doing it in a ditzy way, but actually saying things I think can really help it along.”

Funny. I thought those videos were satirical pieces making fun of Paris Hilton. Viewed by many only as filler while they waited for both Digg and Redtube to load and left unfinished after discovering that they had been tricked once again into watching a Paris Hilton spectacle without a night vision hide-the-salami payoff. At least that’s what I thought. For others, maybe substitute the Redtube with Maxporn.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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