It’s all because of Paris

Paris Hilton

Whoever becomes our nation’s next president, Obama or McCain, will owe Paris Hilton their undying gratitude. For it is this soulless vessel who encouraged our young, apathetic generation to meander into voting booths today. Talking to E! News, Paris claims her “Paris for President” videos was instrumental in this year’s record voter turnout.

“It’s exciting to be involved in the biggest election in history,” she said. “It encourages a lot of young voters to speak their voice and to vote.”

“I was talking about issues and actually making sense but still playing with my image at the same time,” she explained. “Doing it in a ditzy way, but actually saying things I think can really help it along.”

Funny. I thought those videos were satirical pieces making fun of Paris Hilton. Viewed by many only as filler while they waited for both Digg and Redtube to load and left unfinished after discovering that they had been tricked once again into watching a Paris Hilton spectacle without a night vision hide-the-salami payoff. At least that’s what I thought. For others, maybe substitute the Redtube with Maxporn.

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It’s not because of Paris. However this is what is really at stake. This radio show is about what is truly at stake in this election, and what we are TRULY voting for. This election can change the mindset of the entire country and could have an effect for years to come. Most people don’t think of it in this way. It’s very surprising. And either way you decide, you will at least be aware and understand the unspoken implications. If you like what you hear, please pass the link on to others who you may think might like it.… Read more »

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