Kristen Stewart is smoking pot

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I don’t want to jump to conclusions, but Twilight star Kristen Stewart was caught on the steps of her home smoking pot. Wait, I just did jump to a conclusion. Well, whatever. This just shows you should hang out with her more often. She probably gets the good stuff. Not like the stuff I get which is really herby. I asked my dealer about this and he assures me there’s really a strain called “Oregano.” Cross his heart.

Update: Photos removed by request by the agency . Check TMZ for it instead. They’re “exclusive.” I’ve put Kristen Stewart in a Twilight photo shoot in its place which has proven to be 100x more interesting to my penis. She looks high here too.

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  • DaveC54

    Well THERE’S one damned good reason not to watch it.

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