Madonna’s divorce is official

A judge today gave Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s divorce his seal of approval. The Daily Mail reports that Guy may have taken only $4 million of Madonna’s money which was used to throw a celebratory dinner with his kids. He was entitled to half of Madonna’s fortune, but because Guy wanted to expedite the divorce, he elected to not take as much. Reports also say that he took the their estate and their pub estimated at $5 million.

‘All is not quite what it seems. The deal is 50/50 in terms of child access.

‘On paper anyway, Guy will not take any money. However all the security, travel and any other arrangements with the children will be funded by Madonna.

‘She has also agreed to give him a £2million sweetener as a kind of gift. This will not be seen in the court paperwork.

‘She will maintain his standard of living for the children. However that arrangement will also not be seen in the court paperwork.’

And Madonna took a sideswipe at Guy even as they divorced today  –  branding suggestions that he had not taken a penny as ‘fantasy land’.

Documents released by the court also indicate it was Madonna who petitioned for divorce citing Guy’s unreasonable behavior. What that behavior entails isn’t known. It probably has to do with Guy not succumbing to Madonna’s every whim. Like refusing to wear matching grass clothing or refusing to spot Madonna while she benches. Which, let’s face it, isn’t totally unreasonable. Not a lot of people can spot 550 lbs. Especially when they’re being emasculated in front of all the other gym members. Being called a “weak, whiny bitch” doesn’t exactly inspire one’s confidence.