Paris Hilton is regressing

Now that she ditched her ball and chain Benji Madden, Paris can get back to doing what she does best. Vie for everyone’s attention in a half-assed attempt to make up for her loveless childhood. As she says, “So much whoring, so little time.” Here she is at the opening of the Pussycat Dolls Lounge. She was brought in as a “you already know our girls are hot so here’s Paris Hilton” irony.