Paris Hilton walked around with her reality show BFF sporting an active cold sore in Australia yesterday. Since she was in another country, it saved me from having to call 911 on her. Just as well because apparently Paris’ oral herpes doesn’t constitute an emergency nor a public health crisis and I was told if I called one more time they’d arrest me and confiscate my used panty collection. Geez, why’d they have to drag my hobby into this.
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