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Good thing Paris is in Australia

Paris Hilton herpes

Paris Hilton walked around with her reality show BFF sporting an active cold sore in Australia yesterday. Since she was in another country, it saved me from having to call 911 on her. Just as well because apparently Paris’ oral herpes doesn’t constitute an emergency nor a public health crisis and I was told if I called one more time they’d arrest me and confiscate my used panty collection. Geez, why’d they have to drag my hobby into this.

[Image via Splash News]

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What? Someone didn’t hit her? Maybe they never did…..

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why not just stay in if you have a cold sore…

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