As an avid collector of sex toys, specifically handcuffs, Carmen Electra scours sex shops around the world to find the best stuff. But her favorite sex aid isn’t one she found halfway across the world, it’s one that comes right from her closet. A wire coat hanger. Um.
The actress/model refuses to go into details about how she uses her homemade sex aids, but admits she’s found a hot new use for hangers.
She teases, “A little pleasure, a little pain. It’s all about fun.”
The current Playboy pin-up tells the magazine she’s a big collector of sex toys and visits the world’s top boutiques to stock up.
Electra, who is engaged to rocker Rob Patterson, adds, “I love going to different sex shops… and collecting the coolest handcuffs and naughtiest lingerie. That’s exciting for me.”
Yea, I’m sure being hit with a metal coat hanger is real fun for the guy. Her fiance was probably expecting one of those soft, leathery whips, but instead he gets something that would be considered cruel and unusual even in Mediaeval times. Wait. You don’t think. She doesn’t straighten it out and stick it down his pee-hole, does she? Oh, god. I bet she does. I bet that’s why guys stay with her for so long. They probably think if they break-up with her, she’ll cuff them to the bed and just jamb that thing in there like she was trying to unclog a drain.
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