Most of the time, Lily Allen looks like an amorphous monster with a shrunken head and small tits. Seems times have changed because Lily looks pretty hot right here performing at G-A-Y at Heaven in London in a Blueberry Muffin costume. She… wait, what the hell is that guy doing with his hand?! Is that allowed? You can’t even do that at strip clubs or at school dances or even with your date at school dances, unless you get her really, really drunk. I don’t know whether this guy deserves a medal or an ass kicking.
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