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Amy Winehouse wants your attention

Look! It’s Amy Winehouse and she’s doing something unusual again. Winehouse is like that retarded kid who you always watch to see what dumb thing they do next. If it’s not trying to cut themselves with scissors or crawling on the ground to steal alcoholic beverages, it’s inexplicably climbing over fences. 

The Daily Mail suggests that Amy was attempting to avoid the paparazzi. It worked out great. Her sweats got caught on one of the fence spikes and her neighbor had to help her down.

Amy is very inconspicuous that way. Later on, to continue evading the paparazzi, she ducked out of a restaurant by running through a plate glass window and stealthily escaped in her car by jamming on the gas and running over pedestrians.

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SHANE
15 years ago

Nice jeans you fucking douchebag. Are those Assful chaps?

Stretch
Stretch
15 years ago

is that a collection of buttons at the end of his sleeve..? what a fucking toolbox..

chewy
chewy
15 years ago

Look!! It’s Brad Garrett from ‘Everybody Loves Raymond’..So that’s where he’s been.

Bitchplease
Bitchplease
5 years ago

Why you hated Amy so much(Victor) ?? What did she ever did to you man..??? !! You’re a dutchbag piece of crap..! All u had wrote about her is pure hate and disrespectful..! Wishing her dead and calling her retarded and all that ..you should burn in hell..!!