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On Friday it was reported Vince Shlomi, better known as the ShamWow guy, was arrested last month for felony battery. Shlomi was taken in after assaulting a prostitute. Vince told cops he paid a lady of the night, Sasha Harris, $1,000 for “straight sex” during a night at a Miami Beach nightclub. When Shlomi kissed Harris, she “bit his tongue and wouldn’t let go.” Shlomi then repeatedly punched her in the face to make her let go.

Harris suffered facial fractures and lacerations to her face. Security called the cops when Shlomi ran into the lobby bleeding. Both of them were drunk and were both arrested for felony aggravated battery. Prosecutors decided not to file formal charges this month.

And if that wasn’t exciting enough, TMZ managed to obtain the pictures of Sasha Harris after the altercation. Oh. Dear. God. That’s disturbing. She looks like an aborted fetus. And why is she naked in one of the pictures? Am I supposed to be turned on right now or horrified? Can I be both? Another photo of Harris after the jump.

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