Madonna’s boy-toy can’t get no love

Oh, the shame. The shame.

It’s no secret that Madonna created the Brazilian Jesus Luz’s career and all Jesus had to do was sell his soul and have sex with Madonna to become one of the most sought after models. His peers on the other hand, aren’t too thrilled. At the Jeffrey Fashion Cares event last week,

“None of the other models would talk to Jesus or even look at him. They were gossiping like catty girls about how they couldn’t wait for his career to fizzle out.”

But the gorgeous Brazilian had the last laugh: He walked first and kicked off the show. While hordes of guests may have come hoping for a glimpse of the Material Girl, it doesn’t bother her arm candy.

“Jesus had no career until Madonna arrived, and even if people are coming to see him because of her, he’s still going to take it,” says a snitch.

I’d be pretty pissed too if all some guy had to do was seduce Madonna to get where I am. I didn’t slave away in Wookie costumes at comic book conventions to become the supermodel playboy billionaire I am today only to be surpassed in mere months by some dude who rubbed Madonna’s vadge long enough for a genie to pop out and grant him three wishes.

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13 years ago

LMAO .. I wonder what the other two wishes were!!

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