Mariah and Nick lasted one year

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon celebrated their one year anniversary last night. Mariah was so happy she cried. Nick cried too, but for different reasons. Every time he tries to kill her, she escapes. She’s like the Road Runner and he’s Wile E. Coyote. Next time you see them he’s going to attach a big ACME rocket to her head only to have it fall off and land in his pants.