Paris Hilton designing children’s clothes

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Paris Hilton’s latest venture will be designing kid’s clothes. Her tag line will call for kids to “slut up”. Pre-teen pregnancy will rise 25%. Mothers and fathers will cry. Worse, Paris is taking a hands on approach. She tweeted yesterday: “Just got home from a long day. About to start drawing the character for my new children’s clothing line.”

The only thing Paris knows about kids and clothing is that the fingers of eight-year-olds are very adept at sewing fabric. They also don’t need health insurance or 401k’s, just a juice box every four hours. This is not going to end well. Stores better start deciding whether or not they want to stock Hello Kitty stripper wear with hidden coke compartments in their children’s section.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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