I’ll give it to Jennfier Aniston. She may be boring, fugly and still obsessed over Brad Pitt, but at least she knows how to self-deprecate with the best of them. At the Women in Film Awards last Friday, Aniston was presented with the Crystal Award for Excellence in Film and gave a jokey acceptance speech.
“I have a strange parallel with movies I was doing and my life off screen. First, it was The Good Girl…which evolved into Rumor Has It, followed by Derailed. Then there was The Breakup followed by the lighter side, Friends With Money which I thought was on the nose. If anyone has a movie called Everlasting Love With an Adult Stable Man, that would be great! I’m at table six, and my agents are at table 12.”
Actually, that’s true when you think about it. Her last movie was He’s Just Not That Into You. Then she has The Baster which is in post-production and is a pretty accurate glimpse into her future. In development is The Divorce Party which sounds ominous. I mean, it would if anyone could stand her boring ass long enough to marry her again.
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