Heidi Montag went with God on this one and decided to pose for Playboy in their September issue. PEOPLE says the nudity is “tasteful” and that she had a lot of fun with it. Meaning, they gave her a ball of yarn to play with while they shot her naked.
Playboy should Photoshop a halo above her head and angel wings on her back while she pushes her chest forward proudly displaying her fake tits. You know, sort of a final “fuck you” from Heidi to God.