Paris’ epic whore saga continues. A day after sucking face with Cristiano Ronaldo and mere hours after her ex, Doug Reinhardt released this statement: “Doug refuses to take part of this ridiculous media circus. He wishes Paris and all of her future boyfriends the best of luck,” Paris went back to Doug’s house to reconcile. TMZ explains:
But our spies say last night Paris begged Doug to take her back. She told him she loved him and had made a mistake by breaking up with him.
We’re told she was texting him all night and then showed up at his house at 4 AM this morning, banging on his door. Apparently Doug succumbed to her charm … which means he scored.
Dear lord, can Paris go one day without sticking a penis inside her? Her vagina must be exhausted. It probably looks like Kristie Alley after a marathon: Dry heaving, clutching its chest and asking to be put out of its misery .
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