Cameron Diaz is banging everybody

The Sun reports that Cameron Diaz is caught in a “love triangle” with Leonardo DiCaprio and Jude Law. Mind you, they aren’t saying the love triangle is in her head either. This is apparently happening. Willingly.

“Leo is back on the pull after he split from his long term girlfriend BAR RAFAELI.

“Cameron has been showing a lot of interest while he is in London filming. She was back at his rented apartment in Knightsbridge, west London, a couple of times last week after a series of secret dates. They were joking with friends that they played chess together.

“Jude and Cameron have been good friends since they filmed The Holiday together a few years ago. Now they are both single, things are a bit different between them. Jude has been flirting with her and she has been playing along.”

That’s gross. Especially for Leonardo DiCaprio. He was with Bar Refaeli and now he’s trying to get into that fugly mess? You wouldn’t even be able to graph the rise and fall in the quality of DiCaprio’s girlfriends unless they invented something below the negative y-axis. This is about as believable as Victoria Beckham buying knock-off purses. If I was Leo, I’d beat up whoever started that rumor. Even if it is true because Cameron is more the girl you ask to meet in the back entrance where no one can see. And when she asks why, you tell her she’s a hidden gem that you don’t want anyone else to find.

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14 years ago

what’s so funny about playing chess?

Leo could have any girl in the world and he chooses this..this..thing! *shudders* Her face is so haggard..He could do much better.

14 years ago

Oh my gosh, they are all just good friends catching up with one another while Cameron is in town. No reason to cut Cameron down like that. They are all friends. Why even regurgitate what The Sun writes? It’s all concocted in THEIR heads, not Cameron’s or anyone else involved.
My god, tabloid gossip is the new “boring.”