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Chris Brown apologizes

Chris Brown posted a video apology for punching Rihanna multiple times last February. Five months ago. Why didn’t he issue this apology the the day or week after the incident? Because he’d always crack up when reciting the lines. Also, his lawyers told him not to so he wouldn’t be professing his guilt. As if they could prove it wasn’t Chris who punched Rihanna so hard he gave her devil horns. Like there was a third party in the car.

So now Chris is sorry. Wishing he could relive those moments. Probably because he enjoyed it or he’d hit her with a towel wrapped around his hand so she wouldn’t bruise. That is to say Chris is sorry in the sense he got caught. This apology is sort of like running over your neighbor’s dog and five months later sending him a card you hastily picked up at the grocery store from the Mother’s Day section that just reads, “Sorry, dude.”

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Tech
10 years ago

This incident is going to haunt Chris Brown for the rest of his career.

Meream
10 years ago

This is nice of him but it’s too little too late.

pregnancy
10 years ago

He was making a hugh mistake….. I don’t know how to forgive him if i were Rhianna.

AlexL
AlexL
10 years ago

He should be in jail holding onto his bar of soap very carefully in the shower. Total sissy

kathty
kathty
10 years ago

shut up haters

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