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Now even your baby can look like a douchebag

PEOPLE reports that Jon Gosselin and his new girlfriend Hailey Glassman were spotted in St. Tropez with Christian Audigier of Ed Hardy over the weekend to finalize a deal for a children’s clothing line. Hailey is the daughter of the plastic surgeon who fixed up Kate Gosselin’s stomach.

Glassman will also have a hand in creating the kid-friendly fashions. “She’ll have a lot of input with Christian,” Gosselin told PEOPLE of Hailey’s involvement. “And I will, too.” And don’t forget the plus eight — Gosselin tells PEOPLE that his eight kids, who spent the weekend with Kate at the family’s Pennsylvania home, will model his designs in ads for the line. Audigier tells PEOPLE that he approached Gosselin with the idea after noticing that the reality show dad often wore his tattoo-inspired T-shirts on Jon and Kate Plus Eight. “He’s huge,” says the French designer, who may also collaborate with Gosselin on a specialty motorcycle collection. “Everyone knows this family. And everyone will know our clothes. They’ll be fun, easy clothes for kids.”

You know what’s more exciting than people wearing $80 dollar Ed Hardy shirts? Punching people wearing $80 Ed Hardy shirts. If I ever see a kid wearing a t-shirt with skulls and a rose, I’ll point to that douchebag wearing a similar shirt standing next to him and ask him if that is who he wants to be. Then I’ll slap him until he comes to his senses. You have to be tough with these two-year-olds.

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BuddyRepperton
BuddyRepperton
15 years ago

I’d love to be able to pay $80 for a t-shirt. I guess for now I’ll just keep getting them at the Dollar Tree.

Helen
Helen
15 years ago

ehem, I won`t be buying his ” products”.

Helen
Helen
15 years ago

LOOK, at that money hungry fool standing next to him. LOL, Jon, you`re attracting money hungry preditors.

Lisa
Lisa
15 years ago

There is no way in hell that I or any other moms will put this cheater’s crap on our children!! He is a scumbag cheater and I would do anythng possible to make sure he is not a success.

Liam
Liam
15 years ago

Yeah, this s**t is for douchebags, I went to the store the other day, $130.00, for a pair of mock converse, Converse are like $45.00, stupid christian audigier and ed hardy.
I agree with lisa, parents wouldnt want an asshole like him to be designing her kid’s clothing.
young children dont notice the difference between a Wal Mart shirt, and an Ed hardy shirt, so, save yourself the money, and dont buy this crap.