Now even your baby can look like a douchebag

PEOPLE reports that Jon Gosselin and his new girlfriend Hailey Glassman were spotted in St. Tropez with Christian Audigier of Ed Hardy over the weekend to finalize a deal for a children’s clothing line. Hailey is the daughter of the plastic surgeon who fixed up Kate Gosselin’s stomach.

Glassman will also have a hand in creating the kid-friendly fashions. “She’ll have a lot of input with Christian,” Gosselin told PEOPLE of Hailey’s involvement. “And I will, too.” And don’t forget the plus eight — Gosselin tells PEOPLE that his eight kids, who spent the weekend with Kate at the family’s Pennsylvania home, will model his designs in ads for the line. Audigier tells PEOPLE that he approached Gosselin with the idea after noticing that the reality show dad often wore his tattoo-inspired T-shirts on Jon and Kate Plus Eight. “He’s huge,” says the French designer, who may also collaborate with Gosselin on a specialty motorcycle collection. “Everyone knows this family. And everyone will know our clothes. They’ll be fun, easy clothes for kids.”

You know what’s more exciting than people wearing $80 dollar Ed Hardy shirts? Punching people wearing $80 Ed Hardy shirts. If I ever see a kid wearing a t-shirt with skulls and a rose, I’ll point to that douchebag wearing a similar shirt standing next to him and ask him if that is who he wants to be. Then I’ll slap him until he comes to his senses. You have to be tough with these two-year-olds.