Heidi used Playboy as a personal catalog

How does a reality tv star choose her new breasts? If you’re Heidi Montag, you flip through a bunch of Playboys and look at the tits on various models like a Victoria’s Secret catalog. She said that’s exactly what she did when she decided to upgrade her chest. In the September edition of Playboy, she also admits to the mag that despite already getting a nose job and boob job, she’s not done yet. “I plan to get a few more upgrades… I’m sure as I get older I’ll need some touch-ups,” says Heidi. The Hills regular went on to say she was considering bigger boobs for Spencer too.

Heidi is a human/Barbie doll hybrid. 50% flesh, 50% plastic, 0% brain. She rarely goes out of her house during summer because she might melt. On the bright side, people instantly know when she’s around because it starts smelling like a just opened McDonald’s Happy Meal toy.