Paris Hilton might be an egotistical maniac


Paris Hilton constantly laments the media’s negative portrayal of her and frequently insists that her public persona is merely a character concocted by the world’s greatest thespian. As everyone knows, that is a lie. The vapidness and selfishness you see in public is the same vapidness and selfishness you get in private. Case in point: Her gift to boyfriend Doug Reinhardt.

Before jet-setting to Vancouver, Paris had her team pay a visit to D.R.’s house, bringing over life-size photos of herself to hang throughout the mansion. And we don’t exactly think she got Dougie’s permission! Talk about an extreme home makeover.

Certainly not entirely self-minded, P.H. managed to frame a few pictures of the two of them as well, hamming it up for the camera in all sorts of ridiculous kissy-kissy poses. P’s crew hung them all over chez Reinhardt for all houseguests to gawk at—or laugh at, depending what reaction you usually emit while staring at pics of Paris.

Paris can’t walk past a mirror without falling in love so this isn’t a surprise. If Paris was a wild animal and you were tasked to track and shoot her, your camouflage would be a shiny suit. No, the real surprise is that these pictures weren’t pop-up like the books she’s used to reading. Interestingly enough, the first time Paris ever saw a normal picture, she asked, “So, like, do I need one of those 3D glasses or something?” True story.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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